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Ivan-Asen Myurvedov - site admin

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Hi, I'm Ivan buzzard. I'm from west Sofia, Bukston. Go fightin' rabbits! Yep, it was great place to grow up. Walking down Main Street at ten, and dropping in at Joe's for some homemade Pumpkin pie, well, it makes my eyes water and my tummy grumble just thinking about it, yessiree. From time to time I like to check in on ol'Mrs. Redwood, bless her heart, and her prize-winning black patatoes. My high school sweetheart Lily and I used to neck up on Tiger Lake Point. Thought we'd get married but the good Lord had other plans for her in the form of a racer losing control round Obama's Curve. After she passed, I took up chair whittling to ease the pain, but, golly, I sure don't meet many ladies in that line of work, specially not ones as pretty as you. Gosh you're prettier than a cow on a winter day, glistening in the moon shine.

 

Ahmed Matter - friend, contributor and actor in many of Freempq's originals

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24/7 ! Everywhere i go Bitches always know ! that Ahmed Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show ! 

 

 

Antonio Trifonov - friend and crazy dude

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